Vi-de premiyon ko bhool jao, Alisa aur Mary ki chudaee dost riyooniyan!

Sweet Nephew Dean, Valentine's Day. Always lots of girls that are pissed off at their

boyfriend or lonely or upset, you know, something. AKA, disastrous Valentine's Day equal opportunity

for me and you. You know this.

Sounds like you've got the idea today.

Come on. What's the best day ever to go to bars and pick up women? Valentine's Day. Why?