Amy azurra ke sath tin logon vali chudaee, bare stnon vali veshya

That was wishful thinking. Not Ben.

I'm here today taking Ben's place because the senile old goat has fucking missed his train.

He sent along his sidekick, who quite frankly is better than he is,

and I've brought along my sidekick, Mr Wayne King.

Nice to see you made an effort today, Wayne. Dressed for the occasion.